Thirteen Reasons I Would Not Be A Good 'Girl Mommy'

1) I cannot braid hair.

2) I can sculpt a mean spiked hairdo

3) I don't know the names of any of the My Little Ponies.

4) I can name all the farm equipment for miles around.

5) I no longer posess the patience to dress a Barbie doll.

6) I can spend 2 hours untangling the fishing line on a Scooby Doo fishing pole.

7) I don't know what the latest fashions are in little girls clothing.

8) I know that wearing snow boots to play in the sandbox is totally acceptable.

9) I am not good at drawing rainbows, birds, and hearts.

10) I am best at drawing a monster truck, a bean field, and rocks.

11) I dont know how to put bows in a little girl's hair.

12) I do know where to shop to get John Deere Green hair gel.

13) I make a good Green Monster and I let Spiderman defeat me everytime.